I like a good "xyz ten" list (where xyz = top, best, worst, ...) as much as the other guy. And though I admit that the notion is, in most cases, rather shallow (oversimplification <> clear and concise delivery of a message) it often makes for an uplifting (funny) read. Here's one:
IT pros frequently use jargon to confuse nontechnical business managers and hide the fact that they screwed upSome IT professionals deploy technologies that do more to consolidate their own power than to help the businessVeteran IT professionals are often the biggest roadblock to implementing new technologiesYou’ll spend far more time babysitting old technologies than implementing new onesVendors and consultants will take all the credit when things work well and will blame you when things go wrongYour nontechnical co-workers will use you as personal tech support for their home PCsCertifications won’t always help you become a better technologist, but they can help you land a better job or a…